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Brian was a student in high school and one of Roseanne's employers.

Description[]

A young caucasian male that tries to act much older than he is, and believes he can solve any problem.

Personality[]

Brian is career oriented, loves fancy cars, yet does not do that good in school. He is very unpopular, and was called "doofy" by Becky and a "maggot" by Roseanne. He hardly has any empathy, is an unethical supervisor, and does not hesitate to try stabbing people in the back. It is possible he has lackluster family life, because Roseanne was advised to treat him as if he was her son. Roseanne hoped reaching out to him might overhaul the workplace environment.

History[]

Not long after Roseanne quit Wellman Plastics, she unknowingly jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire. However, she made sure to tell her new boss, Brian Cayman at Chicken Divine, that she was unavailable to work weekends. Since she was hired anyways, she believed her job was safe. In the episode Chicken Hearts, Brian changed everybody's schedules to their annoyance. His excuse is that in addition to restaurants being open on weekends, he thought that the employees are best during these scheduled times. It backfired completely, because he never actually met the customers, some of which were unreasonable. Instead, he focused on material possessions such as his "Classic" Mustang Convertible. Brian also enjoyed impressing Andrew.

Roseanne walked in to Brian's office and noticed an opportunity to take him under her wing. He confessed to her that if he flunks any class even one time, the school will pull him from work study, and his family keeps him away from his new car. Brian seemed delighted, and gladly accepted the offer of dinner and tutoring at Roseanne's place. Most of the family seemed ready to welcome him, except for Becky, and Dan had second thoughts. Dan decided to assemble the carburator for Brian, but kept watch on him just in case.

Brian spent the rest of the evening bragging about himself. The moment he saw the carburator, he wanted to leave, and quickly thanked them for the help. Roseanne approached him, which made him set aside the carburator. While he informed them of her termination, Dan quietly dismantled it without any tools, meaning he planned it out after suspecting Brian might lie to them. Dan quickly gave an oral presentation about the names of each part before showing him the door. Brian, who was afraid of Dan, had no other choice except to fail the class, his job, and lose his car. Roseanne's final words to Brian before he picked up his school project was that "You Know Life Does Not Turn Out The Way You Plan It To Be." and had a lot of growing up to still do. She later said "Would You Like Fries With That?" before shutting the door on his face.

Before going to work at Art's Beauty Shop, Roseanne quipped that they are hiring at Bucky Burger.

Production[]

His actress is Peter Smith.