Dan refuses to part with the "junk" that Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale. Meanwhile Darlene forges a grade on her report card.
- Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Conner
- John Goodman as Dan Conner
- Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris
- Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner
- Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner
- Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner
- As of 2017, Michael Fishman (D.J.) still owns the prop of Darlene's report card. He uploaded the image on his Instagram account which can be seen here  and seen directly on the right here.
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