Editing D-I-V-O-R-C-E

{{Infobox episode
|title    = D-I-V-O-R-C-E 
|image    = File:D-I-V-O-R-C-E.jpg
|season   = 1
|number   = 3
|overall  = 3
|network  = ABC-TV
|airdate  = November 1, 1988
|writer   = [[David McFadden]]
|director = [[Ellen Falcon]]
|previous = ''[[We're in the Money]]''
|next     = ''[[Language Lessons]]''
}}

'''"D-I-V-O-R-C-E"''' was the third episode of ''[[Roseanne (TV series)|Roseanne]]'', also the 3rd episode of the Season 1 of the series. Directed by [[Ellen Falcon]] and written by [[David McFadden]], it originally aired on ABC-TV on November 1, 1988.
==Summary==
[[Dan Conner|Dan]] and [[Roseanne Conner|Roseanne]] dine Two-For-One Tuesday at the [[Lanford Inn]], at the reluctance of Dan. While dining, Dan and Roseanne run into an old friend, Patsy, who has some suprising life changes to attribute to Roseanne.

==Trivia==
*In this episode (thanks to Patsy), this is the first time we discover that Roseanne has always dreamed of being a writer. Patsy refers to Roseanne talking about how she wanted to be a successful author during a summer barbecue.

==Quotes==
:Roseanne: That's right Dan, restaurants don't serve married couples on Tuesdays.
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:Roseanne: It's nice going to a restaurant that don't have a drive-thru.
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:Roseanne (to Dan): I got myself one heck of a hot date here.
:Dan: Is he bigger than me?
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:Jackie (while reading the newspaper): Roseanne, listen to this. Utah housewife stabs husband 37 times.
:Roseanne: I admire her restraint.
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:[When Darlene goes into the kitchen and gets a pan of popcorn out of the cabinet]
:Becky: What are you doing?
:Darlene: Making popcorn.
:Becky: Mom said we're not allowed to use the stove, remember?
:Darlene: I'm not gonna use the stove.
:Becky: What are you gonna do, eat it out of the pan?
:Darlene (sarcastically): No, I'm gonna take it outside and wait for a bolt of lightning to hit it.
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:Becky (to Roseanne): Cindy Clark's mom lets her babysit.
:Roseanne: Well, Cindy Clark's mom is a drunken slut!
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:Becky (to Roseanne): You know, Cindy Clark's mom pays her two dollars an hour for her to babysit.
:Roseanne: Well, Cindy Clark's mom is a rich drunken slut!
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:Roseanne: Face it, this marriage is like a life sentence with no hope for parole.
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{{RoseanneS1}}
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 |next     = ''[[Language Lessons]]''
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-'''"D-I-V-O-R-C-E"''' was the third episode of ''[[Roseanne (TV series)|Roseanne]]'', also the 3rd episode of the [[Season 1]] of the series. Directed by [[Ellen Falcon]] and written by [[David McFadden]], it originally aired on ABC-TV on November 1, 1988.
+'''"D-I-V-O-R-C-E"''' was the third episode of ''[[Roseanne (TV series)|Roseanne]]'', also the 3rd episode of the Season 1 of the series. Directed by [[Ellen Falcon]] and written by [[David McFadden]], it originally aired on ABC-TV on November 1, 1988.
 ==Summary==
-[[Dan Conner|Dan]] and [[Roseanne Conner|Roseanne]] dine Two-For-One Tuesday at the [[Lanford Inn]], at the reluctance of Dan. While dining, Dan and Roseanne run into an old friend, Patsy, who has some surprising life changes to attribute to Roseanne.
+[[Dan Conner|Dan]] and [[Roseanne Conner|Roseanne]] dine Two-For-One Tuesday at the [[Lanford Inn]], at the reluctance of Dan. While dining, Dan and Roseanne run into an old friend, Patsy, who has some suprising life changes to attribute to Roseanne.
-==Cast==
-===Starring===
-*[[Roseanne Barr]] as [[Roseanne Conner]]
-*[[John Goodman]] as [[Dan Conner]]
-*[[Laurie Metcalf]] as [[Jackie Harris]]
-*[[Michael Fishman]] as [[D.J. Conner]]
-*[[Sara Gilbert ]] as [[Darlene Conner]]
-*[[Lecy Goranson]] as [[Becky Conner]]
-===Guests===
-*[[imdb:nm0310060|Patricia Gaul]] as Patsy
-*[[wikipedia:Todd Field|Todd Field]] as Charles
-*[[imdb:nm2235139|Jaime Leigh Allen]] as Hostess
 ==Trivia==
-*Patsy refers to Roseanne talking about how she wanted to be a successful author during a summer barbecue. This is the first time we discover that Roseanne has always dreamed of being a writer.
+*In this episode (thanks to Patsy), this is the first time we discover that Roseanne has always dreamed of being a writer. Patsy refers to Roseanne talking about how she wanted to be a successful author during a summer barbecue.
 ==Quotes==
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 :Roseanne: Face it, this marriage is like a life sentence with no hope for parole.
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 {{RoseanneS1}}
 [[Category:Season 1 Episodes]]