Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

"Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?"
Season 3: Episode 11(58 / 231 episodes)
Network	ABC-TV
Air date	December 4, 1990
Written by	David A. Caplan & Brian LaPan
Directed by	John Whitesell
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Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? was the 11th episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 58th overall series episode. Written by David A. Caplan amd Brian LaPan, the episode was directed by John Whitesell. It originally aired on ABC-TV on December 4, 1990.

Summary

Since Becky & Darlene continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late hoping to teach the girls a lesson with the help of Jackie.

Trivia

• This episode scored 28.5 million viewers and ranked #4 in the ratings for the week that it originally aired.

Quotes

Roseanne (to Dan): You said you'd make me the happiest girl in the whole USA.

DJ: Mom, the toilet's broken!

Roseanne: Liar.

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Roseanne (after the girls break curfew again): We have this really crazy idea that you actually listen when we speak, so when you're not home by 9:00, we figure you've got a reason, and if we're not hearing that reason from you, we just sit here and make up our own reasons, like that you're lying in a ditch somewhere.

Becky: Well, we would have called, but there was no phone in the ditch we were lying in.

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Becky (after the girls break curfew): It's only 10:00.

Dan: It means you're an hour late.

Roseanne: And you're always an hour late.

Darlene: Well then, we're on time!

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