Inherit the Wind, which originally aired on ABC-TV on September 12, 1989 was the first episode of Season 2 of Roseanne. The episode was written by Allan Katz and directed by John Pasquin.
Summary[]
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who accidentally farted while giving a speech in front of the student council.
Trivia[]
- Dan wears a ball cap in the intro.
- Roseanne cycles through many jobs in the second season that include:
- Telephone Solicitor
- Foreman Secretary
- Lobo Waitress
- Chicken Divine Employee
- Hair Saloon Shampoo-Woman.
Quotes[]
- Roseanne (to a humiliated Becky): Hey you, I thought you had pep squad.
- Becky: I'm quitting pep squad! I'm quitting school! I'm never going back again! And if anybody calls me, tell 'em I'm dead!
- Dan: Well, it must be serious. She's not takin' phone calls.
- Darlene: Just as she completes the line: "I'd like to thank the student council for allowing me to speak my mind", it happened.
- Roseanne: What happened?
- Darlene: Becky... cut... the cheese.
- Darlene (after Becky flatulates in front of the entire school): People are already calling her "Conner-the-Bomber."
- Becky: Darlene, you have such a big mouth.
- Darlene: And you have such a small chest.
- Becky: At least I have a chest.
- Darlene: At least I'm not a drooling, boy-crazed maniac.
- Roseanne: Hey! Leave me out of this!
- Jackie: Remember, you jumped into the swimming pool and came up and started talking with the boy and your left boughie was bobbing on the pool deck.
- Roseanne: That didn't happen.
- Jackie: It was the 4th of July weekend, you were wearing that stars and stripes bathing suit because you said it reminded you of Henry Fonda's helmet in "Easy Rider" and when you came up, half the country was missing.
- Roseanne: If that had happened, I would've been a lot more popular in high school.
- Jackie: Hey, Becky, I heard what happened and I was just telling your mom that it reminded me of the time she jumped into a public pool and came up with half of her bathing suit missing.
- Becky: Which half?
- Roseanne: The Northern states.
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