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Kansas City, Here We Come was the 11th episode of Season 4 of Roseanne, also the 83rd overall series episode. Written by Jennifer Heath and Don Foster from an original script by Amy Sherman and David Forbes, the episode was directed by Andrew D. Weyman. It originally aired on ABC-TV on December 3, 1991.


Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress. Meanwhile, Dan intends to hit Becky's obnoxious boss only for Mark to beat him to it.






Roseanne: Oh, oh, look, Volkswagen slug bug! (hits Jackie)
Jackie: Will you grow up? You're not 9 years old anymore. Cadillac whack! (hits Roseanne)

DJ: I don't know. What's the F word?

Becky (when she comes home from work): God, I hate my life!
Dan: Tough day honey?
Becky: My job sucks, my boss is a big dumb jerk.
Dan (still looking at the paper): Too bad, dear.
Becky: And I can't quit, because there's never any money around here for anything I want.
Dan: Sorry, sweetheart.
Becky: And if you expect me to clean up this rat hole, you're nuts! I'm taking a bath and going to bed.
Dan (continuing to look at the paper during the whole conversation): 'Night Rosie.

Roseanne (to Jackie about Al's mistress): Why didn't you want to go in there?
Jackie: I don't know. She just seemed so nice and I don't think I'm ready to like her yet.

Roseanne: Season Four
A Bitter Pill to SwallowTake My Bike ... Please!Why Jackie Becomes a TruckerDarlene Fades to BlackTolerate Thy NeighborTrick Me Up, Trick Me DownVegasVegas, VegasStressed to KillThanksgiving '91Kansas City, Here We ComeSanta ClausBingoThe Bowling ShowThe Back StoryLess is MoreBreakin' Up is Hard to DoThis Old HouseThe Commercial ShowTherapyLiesDeliveranceSecretsDon't Make Me OverAliens
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