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==Summary==
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Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" after sees that Becky is getting more and more attention from the boys. To her surprise, it's Darlene that is kissing and having a boyfriend.
|number = 3
 
|overall = 50
 
|network = ABC-TV
 
|airdate = October 2, 1990
 
|writer = Brad Isaacs
 
|director = John Whitesell
 
|previous = ''[[Friends and Relatives]]''
 
|next = ''[[Like, a New Job]]''
 
}} '''Like, a Virgin''' was the 3rd episode of Season 3 of ''[[Roseanne (TV series)|Roseanne]]'', also the 50th overall series episode. Written by [[Brad Issacs]], the episode was directed by [[John Whitesell]]. It originally aired on ABC-TV on October 2, 1990.
 
==Plot summary==
 
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" after she sees that Becky is getting more and more attention from 'edgier' boys. To her surprise, it's Darlene that is kissing and having a boyfriend- and making out on the couch while Roseanne and Dan are out.  However, while Darlene does like Brian, she only let him feel her up so that she could beat Becky to the punch.  Dan is astounded (since he always pegged Darlene as an eternal tomboy due to their shared interests) but he seems to take it in stride.
 
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*In this episode Becky makes a comment saying that Darlene has never kissed anybody. But in the season 2 episode "[[House of Grown-Ups]]," Darlene said she kissed Mark Winston at her baseball game after he saved her shutout.
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*In this episode Becky makes a comment saying that Darlene has never kissed anybody. But in the season 2 episode "[[House of Grownups]]," Darlene said she kissed Mark Winston at her baseball game after he saved her shutout.
   
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
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:Darlene (in a little girl's voice): Hi, Mommy.
 
:Darlene (in a little girl's voice): Hi, Mommy.
 
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:Darlene: (to Becky) Did you get felt up?
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:Darlene (to Becky): Did you get felt up?
 
:Becky: (shocked) No!
 
:Becky: (shocked) No!
 
:Darlene: (smiles) Ha. I did.
 
:Darlene: (smiles) Ha. I did.
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:Roseanne: Because they're family.
 
:Roseanne: Because they're family.
 
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:Jackie (about Darlene): Did you notice how her blouse was a little bit...
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:Jackie (about Jackie): Did you notice how her blouse was a little bit...
 
:Roseanne: Like it hadn't been on her back all night?
 
:Roseanne: Like it hadn't been on her back all night?
 
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:Roseanne: Dan, that's not going to help.
 
:Roseanne: Dan, that's not going to help.
 
:Dan: Not in this house it won't. You know the rules. No boys will touch my daughters in my house.
 
:Dan: Not in this house it won't. You know the rules. No boys will touch my daughters in my house.
:Roseanne: That won't do anything. The only thing that'll do is make sure she has a family of four by the time she graduates high school!
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:Roseanne: That won't do anything, the only thing that'll do is make sure she has a family of four by the time she graduates high school!
 
:Darlene: Yeah?
 
:Darlene: Yeah?
 
:Dan: Get back upstairs!
 
:Dan: Get back upstairs!
 
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:Roseanne (to Becky and Darlene): Listen, girls. Sex, is something that is not even gonna be good until you're, you know, older.
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:Roseanne (to Becky and Darlene): Listen girls. Sex, is something that is not even gonna be good until you're, you know, older.
 
:Becky: Mother...
 
:Becky: Mother...
 
:Roseanne: No, no we never really talked about sex and I think we should have that discussion now.
 
:Roseanne: No, no we never really talked about sex and I think we should have that discussion now.
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:Becky: And hey you have to love the guy.
 
:Becky: And hey you have to love the guy.
 
:Darlene: You have to respect him or it's meaningless.
 
:Darlene: You have to respect him or it's meaningless.
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:Roseanne: Yeah and you...no you'd have to make sure that...
 
:Roseanne: Yeah and you...no you'd have to make sure that...
 
:Roseanne & Darlene: And he needs to respect you.
 
:Roseanne & Darlene: And he needs to respect you.
:Roseanne: Well, I guess I feel real good about our little chat here you guys feel good about it?
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:Roseanne: Well I guess I fell real good about our little chat here you guys feel good about it?
 
:Darlene: Absolutely.
 
:Darlene: Absolutely.
 
:Becky: Definitely.
 
:Becky: Definitely.
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:Becky: How lame.
 
:Becky: How lame.
 
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:Darlene: Tryin' to look all grown-up for 'Robert'?
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: Darlene: Tryin' to look all grown-up for 'Robert'?
:Becky: Get human, Darlene.
 
:Darlene (smirking): I hear he does the nasty with college girls.
 
:(Dan looks up sharply)
 
:Roseanne: Well, I certainly hope he gets extra credit for that.
 
:Becky: He just dated a senior who took some college courses! It's no big deal-
 
:Roseanne: Yeah, sure. (brushing Becky's hair) Whattaya think, Dan? Pigtails and ribbons?
 
:Dan: (watching TV) works for me.
 
:Becky: Forget it, I'll do it myself!
 
:Darlene: Good luck covering up those fresh zits tonight, Princess!
 
:Becky: You're just jealous 'cause ''I'm ''anatomically correct!
 
:Darlene: And I bet you can't ''wait'' to show Robert!
 
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: Becky: Get human, Darlene.
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: Darlene (smirking): I hear he does the nasty with college girls. (Dan looks up sharply)
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: Roseanne: Well, I certainly hope he gets extra credit for that.
 
[[Category:Season 3 Episodes]]
 
[[Category:Season 3 Episodes]]
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