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:Darlene (in a little girl's voice): Hi, Mommy.
 
:Darlene (in a little girl's voice): Hi, Mommy.
 
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:Darlene: (to Becky) Did you get felt up?
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:Becky: (shocked) No!
 
:Becky: (shocked) No!
 
:Darlene: (smiles) Ha. I did.
 
:Darlene: (smiles) Ha. I did.
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:Roseanne: Dan, that's not going to help.
 
:Roseanne: Dan, that's not going to help.
 
:Dan: Not in this house it won't. You know the rules. No boys will touch my daughters in my house.
 
:Dan: Not in this house it won't. You know the rules. No boys will touch my daughters in my house.
:Roseanne: That won't do anything. The only thing that'll do is make sure she has a family of four by the time she graduates high school!
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:Roseanne: That won't do anything, the only thing that'll do is make sure she has a family of four by the time she graduates high school!
 
:Darlene: Yeah?
 
:Darlene: Yeah?
 
:Dan: Get back upstairs!
 
:Dan: Get back upstairs!
 
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:Roseanne (to Becky and Darlene): Listen, girls. Sex, is something that is not even gonna be good until you're, you know, older.
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:Roseanne (to Becky and Darlene): Listen girls. Sex, is something that is not even gonna be good until you're, you know, older.
 
:Becky: Mother...
 
:Becky: Mother...
 
:Roseanne: No, no we never really talked about sex and I think we should have that discussion now.
 
:Roseanne: No, no we never really talked about sex and I think we should have that discussion now.
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