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|airdate = October 2, 1990 |
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| − | |writer = Brad Isaacs |
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| − | |director = John Whitesell |
+ | |director = [[wikipedia:John Whitesell|John Whitesell]] |
|previous = ''[[Friends and Relatives]]'' |
|previous = ''[[Friends and Relatives]]'' |
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+ | |next = ''[[Like a New Job]]'' |
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+ | }} '''Like a Virgin''' was the 3rd episode of [[Season 3]] of ''[[Roseanne (TV series)|Roseanne]]'', also the 50th overall series episode. Written by [[imdb:nm0410533|Brad Isaacs]], the episode was directed by [[wikipedia:John Whitesell|John Whitesell]]. It originally aired on ABC-TV on October 2, 1990. |
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==Plot summary== |
==Plot summary== |
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Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" after she sees that Becky is getting more and more attention from 'edgier' boys. To her surprise, it's Darlene that is kissing and having a boyfriend- and making out on the couch while Roseanne and Dan are out. However, while Darlene does like Brian, she only let him feel her up so that she could beat Becky to the punch. Dan is astounded (since he always pegged Darlene as an eternal tomboy due to their shared interests) but he seems to take it in stride. |
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" after she sees that Becky is getting more and more attention from 'edgier' boys. To her surprise, it's Darlene that is kissing and having a boyfriend- and making out on the couch while Roseanne and Dan are out. However, while Darlene does like Brian, she only let him feel her up so that she could beat Becky to the punch. Dan is astounded (since he always pegged Darlene as an eternal tomboy due to their shared interests) but he seems to take it in stride. |
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| + | ==Cast== |
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| + | ===Starring=== |
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| + | *[[Roseanne Barr]] as [[Roseanne Conner]] |
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| + | *[[John Goodman]] as [[Dan Conner]] |
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| + | *[[Laurie Metcalf]] as [[Jackie Harris]] |
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| + | *[[Michael Fishman]] as [[D.J. Conner]] |
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| + | *[[Sara Gilbert ]] as [[Darlene Conner]] |
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| + | *[[Lecy Goranson]] as [[Becky Conner]] |
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| + | *[[Natalie West]] as [[Crystal Anderson]] <small>(credit only)</small> |
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| + | ===Guests=== |
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| + | *[[wikipedia:Brian Kerwin|Brian Kerwin]] as Gary |
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| + | *[[imdb:nm0635274|Matt Norero]] as Brian |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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| + | *[[imdb:nm0635274|Matt Norero]] makes his first appearance as Brian. He will make another appearance in "[[Vegas Interruptus]]". |
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+ | *Becky makes a comment saying that Darlene has never kissed anybody. But in the [[Season 2]] episode "[[House of Grown-Ups]]," Darlene said she kissed Mark Winston at her baseball game after he saved her shutout. |
| + | *When Darlene and Brian are sitting on the sofa after getting caught Darlene has a fake left hand. |
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| + | *Despite being credited, [[Natalie West]] ([[Crystal Anderson]]) does not appear. |
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==Quotes== |
==Quotes== |
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:Darlene (in a little girl's voice): Hi, Mommy. |
:Darlene (in a little girl's voice): Hi, Mommy. |
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| + | :Darlene: (to Becky) Did you get felt up? |
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:Becky: (shocked) No! |
:Becky: (shocked) No! |
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:Darlene: (smiles) Ha. I did. |
:Darlene: (smiles) Ha. I did. |
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:Roseanne: Dan, that's not going to help. |
:Roseanne: Dan, that's not going to help. |
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:Dan: Not in this house it won't. You know the rules. No boys will touch my daughters in my house. |
:Dan: Not in this house it won't. You know the rules. No boys will touch my daughters in my house. |
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| − | :Roseanne: That won't do anything |
+ | :Roseanne: That won't do anything. The only thing that'll do is make sure she has a family of four by the time she graduates high school! |
:Darlene: Yeah? |
:Darlene: Yeah? |
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:Dan: Get back upstairs! |
:Dan: Get back upstairs! |
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| − | :Roseanne (to Becky and Darlene): Listen girls. Sex, is something that is not even gonna be good until you're, you know, older. |
+ | :Roseanne (to Becky and Darlene): Listen, girls. Sex, is something that is not even gonna be good until you're, you know, older. |
:Becky: Mother... |
:Becky: Mother... |
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:Roseanne: No, no we never really talked about sex and I think we should have that discussion now. |
:Roseanne: No, no we never really talked about sex and I think we should have that discussion now. |
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Latest revision as of 10:15, 11 April 2024
Like a Virgin was the 3rd episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 50th overall series episode. Written by Brad Isaacs, the episode was directed by John Whitesell. It originally aired on ABC-TV on October 2, 1990.
Plot summary[]
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk" after she sees that Becky is getting more and more attention from 'edgier' boys. To her surprise, it's Darlene that is kissing and having a boyfriend- and making out on the couch while Roseanne and Dan are out. However, while Darlene does like Brian, she only let him feel her up so that she could beat Becky to the punch. Dan is astounded (since he always pegged Darlene as an eternal tomboy due to their shared interests) but he seems to take it in stride.
Cast[]
Starring[]
- Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Conner
- John Goodman as Dan Conner
- Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris
- Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner
- Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner
- Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner
- Natalie West as Crystal Anderson (credit only)
Guests[]
- Brian Kerwin as Gary
- Matt Norero as Brian
Trivia[]
- Matt Norero makes his first appearance as Brian. He will make another appearance in "Vegas Interruptus".
- Becky makes a comment saying that Darlene has never kissed anybody. But in the Season 2 episode "House of Grown-Ups," Darlene said she kissed Mark Winston at her baseball game after he saved her shutout.
- When Darlene and Brian are sitting on the sofa after getting caught Darlene has a fake left hand.
- Despite being credited, Natalie West (Crystal Anderson) does not appear.
Quotes[]
- Roseanne (after catching Darlene making out with Brian on the couch): Darlene!
- Darlene (in a little girl's voice): Hi, Mommy.
- Darlene: (to Becky) Did you get felt up?
- Becky: (shocked) No!
- Darlene: (smiles) Ha. I did.
- Dan (to Roseanne): Geez, how come we can't ever do anything fun with Gary and Jackie?
- Roseanne: Because they're family.
- Jackie (about Darlene): Did you notice how her blouse was a little bit...
- Roseanne: Like it hadn't been on her back all night?
- Dan: Darlene! Get down here!
- Roseanne: Dan, that's not going to help.
- Dan: Not in this house it won't. You know the rules. No boys will touch my daughters in my house.
- Roseanne: That won't do anything. The only thing that'll do is make sure she has a family of four by the time she graduates high school!
- Darlene: Yeah?
- Dan: Get back upstairs!
- Roseanne (to Becky and Darlene): Listen, girls. Sex, is something that is not even gonna be good until you're, you know, older.
- Becky: Mother...
- Roseanne: No, no we never really talked about sex and I think we should have that discussion now.
- Darlene: Alright, go ahead.
- Roseanne (runs her hand over her face as she talks): Well, uh, if you were to uh... do it now, sure you were to have some pleasure, but it would be a lot better.
- Darlene: What you're tryin' to say is that we're far too young to be going all the way.
- Becky: Both you're body and mind have to reach a certain maturity.
- Roseanne: Yeah...
- Darlene: And you don't wanna regret it later.
- Becky: And hey you have to love the guy.
- Darlene: You have to respect him or it's meaningless.
- Roseanne: Yeah and you...no you'd have to make sure that...
- Roseanne & Darlene: And he needs to respect you.
- Roseanne: Well, I guess I feel real good about our little chat here you guys feel good about it?
- Darlene: Absolutely.
- Becky: Definitely.
- Roseanne: That's great, good night, I love you. (leaves)
- Becky: How lame.
- Darlene: Tryin' to look all grown-up for 'Robert'?
- Becky: Get human, Darlene.
- Darlene (smirking): I hear he does the nasty with college girls.
- (Dan looks up sharply)
- Roseanne: Well, I certainly hope he gets extra credit for that.
- Becky: He just dated a senior who took some college courses! It's no big deal-
- Roseanne: Yeah, sure. (brushing Becky's hair) Whattaya think, Dan? Pigtails and ribbons?
- Dan: (watching TV) works for me.
- Becky: Forget it, I'll do it myself!
- Darlene: Good luck covering up those fresh zits tonight, Princess!
- Becky: You're just jealous 'cause I'm anatomically correct!
- Darlene: And I bet you can't wait to show Robert!
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