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:Dan (about Roseanne): Do I have to spell it our for you people? P-M-S!
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:DJ: Oh my God! (makes to move out of the chair, but falls over instead)
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:Roseanne (while giving a toast): So here's to you, Dan Conner, my husband, my friend, my soulmate, my rock.
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:Dan: (thinking) Dear God, let this end.
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:Roseanne: A great big rock that does nothing but sit on the couch and watch TV.
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:Dan: (thinking) That's it. God's a woman!
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:Roseanne: Oh, you know, once in awhile it'll ask for a beer, and I'll have to go in the kitchen and get it, because after all, it is just a rock. And a rock can't just tip itself over and roll over to the refrigerator now can it? So I have to get the beer for it. Yeah. A big TV-watching beer-drinking rock.
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:Dan: (thinking) Hair. Hair's different, do I like it? What if she doesn't like it? Better do something quick before...
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:Roseanne: Dan? Don't you like my hair?
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:Dan: (thinking) Too late. (out loud) It's great!
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:Roseanne: I don't believe you, Dan. I go out and get my hair done to make myself a little more attractive and you don't even notice? It's not like I did this for myself. It's on top of my head! I can't even see it.
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:Crystal: Just before my time of the month, when my hormones start acting up, I'm good for one solid day of pure mean.
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:Jackie: You?
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:Crystal: Oh, yeah. One time I went around and busted a streetlight for every man who ever broke my heart.
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:Dan: I remember, the great blackout of '84.
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:Dan: I think I'll just go back into the bedroom, read the paper and not talk to a soul. Is that okay with you, Roseanne?
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:Roseanne (thinking): God, he gets so damn moody! Happens every month, too. Men!
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[[Category:Season 3 Episodes]]
 
[[Category:Season 3 Episodes]]

Revision as of 18:59, August 10, 2013


Roseanne: Season Three
The TestFriends and RelativesLike, a VirginLike, a New JobGoodbye Mr. RightBecky, Beds and BoysTrick or TreatPMS, I Love YouBird is the WordDream LoverDo You Know Where Your Parents Are?ConfessionsThe Courtship of Eddie, Dan's FatherThe WeddingBecky Does not Live Here AnymoreHome-EcValentine's DayCommunicable TheaterVegas InterruptusHer Boyfriend's BackTroubles with the RubblesSecond Time AroundDances with DarleneScenes from a BarbecueThe Pied Piper of Lanford
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The Conners: Season 1Season 2

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Summary

Roseanne's PMS & Dan's birthday are on the same day and Dan would rather avoid it by going out fishing. Darlene tells Dan the lake is frozen but comes up with another excuse by saying that he is going bowling. His family insists on throwing a surprise party. So, he struggles through her hormones and mood changes, hoping to make it through to see another day.

Trivia

  • Roseanne's curly red-haired perm is introduced in this episode.
  • In this episode, Dan's birthday is celebrated in November. In the season one episode "Dan's Birthday Bash," he celebrated his birthday in January.
  • The family portrait that was taken back in episode seven "The Memory Game" appears in this episode.

Quotes

Dan (about Roseanne): Do I have to spell it our for you people? P-M-S!
DJ: Oh my God! (makes to move out of the chair, but falls over instead)

Roseanne (while giving a toast): So here's to you, Dan Conner, my husband, my friend, my soulmate, my rock.
Dan: (thinking) Dear God, let this end.
Roseanne: A great big rock that does nothing but sit on the couch and watch TV.
Dan: (thinking) That's it. God's a woman!
Roseanne: Oh, you know, once in awhile it'll ask for a beer, and I'll have to go in the kitchen and get it, because after all, it is just a rock. And a rock can't just tip itself over and roll over to the refrigerator now can it? So I have to get the beer for it. Yeah. A big TV-watching beer-drinking rock.

Dan: (thinking) Hair. Hair's different, do I like it? What if she doesn't like it? Better do something quick before...
Roseanne: Dan? Don't you like my hair?
Dan: (thinking) Too late. (out loud) It's great!
Roseanne: I don't believe you, Dan. I go out and get my hair done to make myself a little more attractive and you don't even notice? It's not like I did this for myself. It's on top of my head! I can't even see it.

Crystal: Just before my time of the month, when my hormones start acting up, I'm good for one solid day of pure mean.
Jackie: You?
Crystal: Oh, yeah. One time I went around and busted a streetlight for every man who ever broke my heart.
Dan: I remember, the great blackout of '84.

Dan: I think I'll just go back into the bedroom, read the paper and not talk to a soul. Is that okay with you, Roseanne?
Roseanne (thinking): God, he gets so damn moody! Happens every month, too. Men!

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