Pamperec to a Pulp was the sixth episode of Season 9 of Roseanne, also the 203rd overall series episode. It was written by Stacie Lipp, and was directed by Mark K. Samuels. It originally aired on ABC-TV on October 22, 1996.


Roseanne and Jackie's spa trip subjects them to a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes.


Armed with lottery money, Roseanne and Jackie get the deluxe treatment at a beauty salon, including seaweed wraps, facials, waxes, and yoga. While undergoing a past-life regression, Roseanne believes she used to be Xena Warrior Princess.




  • Tammy Faye Bakker as Make-up Lady
  • Colleen Camp as Jill
  • Jonathan Emerson as Yoga instructor
  • Kathleen Freeman as Seaweed Attendant
  • Ken Kells as Ken
  • Andrea Marcellus as Spa Patron
  • Christy Martin as Christy
  • Todd Oldham as Himself
  • Sharon Oml Chima as Seaweed Girl
  • Ahmet Zappa as Waiter
  • Moon Unit Zappa as Carol
  • Sarah Krasner as Todd Oldman's Fashion Model (uncredited)


Roseanne: Season Nine
Call WaitingMillions from HeavenWhat a Day for a DaydreamHonor Thy MotherSomeday My Prince Will ComePampered To A PulpSatan, DarlingHoi Polloi Meets Hoiti ToitiRoseamboHome is Where the Afghan IsMothers and Other StrangersHome For The HolidaysSay It Ain't SoHit the Road, JackThe War RoomLanford's EliteSome Enchanted MergerA Second ChanceThe MiracleRoseanne-FeldThe Truth Be ToldArsenic and Old MomInto That Good Night, Part 1Into That Good Night, Part 2
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