Say It Ain't So was the 13th episode of Season 9 of Roseanne, also the 211th overall series episode. It was written by Nancy Steen, and was directed by Mark K. Samuels. It originally aired on ABC-TV on January 7, 1997.


Roseanne kicks Dan out over his affair with his mother's nurse, and her decision devastates her.



Jackie confronts Dan after having overheard him talking to his mother's nurse. She learns he bonded with his mother's nursewhile he was in California, but  did not sleep with her.She threatens to tell Roseanne if he doesn't, but she soon becomes distracted when she learns Prince Carlos jilted her. Dan spends much of the episode wracked with guilt and confusion before he finally tells Roseanne about his affair. They then have a huge argument.  Dan takes responsibility and assures her he still loves her, but Roseanne orders him to leave the house nevertheless. Meanwhile, DJ wants to film the birth of Darlene and David's baby; David is okay with it but Darlene is repulsed. When DJ watches the film of another birth for inspiration, he faints repeatedly.  



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