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Take My Bike...Please! was the second episode of Season 4 of Roseanne, also the 74th overall series episode. Written by Bob Myer from a story by Mark Rosewater, the episode was directed by Andrew D. Weyman. It originally aired on ABC-TV on September 24, 1991.

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Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge along with keeping the household fine-tuned with Becky in charge.

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Roseanne: Man, this family is falling apart, Dan.
Dan: Tough to stop a moving train, honey.

Roseanne: I just put Becky in charge. That's like putting Fredo in charge of the Corleone family.

DJ: I haven't said anything in 2 days and nobody's noticed.
Roseanne: That's not true.
DJ: Uh huh! The last thing I said was "Cheerios."


Becky (raising her hand): Now, I object.

Roseanne (talking about the kids): How'd they get so spoiled when we've given them absolutely nothing?

Becky: (to Roseanne and Dan) You will not believe what Darlene just made for dinner.
Darlene (walks in): Hey! DJ loves it!
Becky: DJ eats hair!

Dan (to Roseanne): I'm beat, let's just go to bed. (Dan and Roseanne turn out the lights and go to their room before Dan realizes they promised to read a story to DJ) Oh, my god! I can't believe we forgot about him again!
Roseanne: Boy, he better learn how to whine and complain like his sisters or he isn't going to make it in this family.


Roseanne: Season Four
A Bitter Pill to SwallowTake My Bike ... Please!Why Jackie Becomes a TruckerDarlene Fades to BlackTolerate Thy NeighborTrick Me Up, Trick Me DownVegasVegas, VegasStressed to KillThanksgiving '91Kansas City, Here We ComeSanta ClausBingoThe Bowling ShowThe Back StoryLess is MoreBreakin' Up is Hard to DoThis Old HouseThe Commercial ShowTherapyLiesDeliveranceSecretsDon't Make Me OverAliens
Season Episode Guides

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The Conners: Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6

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