The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

"The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father"
Season 3: Episode 13(60 / 231 episodes)
Network	ABC-TV
Air date	January 8, 1991
Written by	Teleplay by: Don Foster and Joel Madison Story by: Bob Myer
Directed by	John Whitesell
Episode Guide
Previous	Confessions
Next	The Wedding

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father was the 13th episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 60th overall series episode. Written by Brad Issacs, the episode was directed by John Whitesell. It originally aired on ABC-TV on January 8, 1991.

Plot summary

Dan's visiting father, Ed Conner (Ned Beatty) astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry a much younger woman named Crystal Anderson (Natalie West).

Trivia

• Eddie gives the Connors a VCR although they were seen installing one in "Somebody Stole My Gal."
• When Crystal's blind date Donald asks Dan about the design of the Conner's kitchen. Dan says he didn't design it, and when asked who did design it, Dan responds, "Some guy named Garvin Eddy." Garvin Eddy is the production designer on a number of sitcoms, including "Roseanne."

Quotes

DJ (being pushed by Dan into Rodbell's to see Roseanne): Come on, Dad, I wanna go see the movie.

Dan: Hold on thar, Bobalouie! I wanna check out this cute waitress!

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Roseanne (when Crystal walks into Rodbell's diner): Hey, Crystal. You want some coffee?

Crystal: Only if you got some made.

Roseanne: Well, this is a coffee shop, Crystal.

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Becky: (about the stinky cheese): Smells like Dad's feet.

Dan (walking into the kitchen): Something sure smells good.

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DJ (to Roseanne): Hey, Mom! (raises his toy gun) BANG! BANG!

Roseanne (pushes the toy gun away): Go shoot your sister.

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