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Roseanne: Season Three
The TestFriends and RelativesLike, a VirginLike, a New JobGoodbye Mr. RightBecky, Beds and BoysTrick or TreatPMS, I Love YouBird is the WordDream LoverDo You Know Where Your Parents Are?ConfessionsThe Courtship of Eddie, Dan's FatherThe WeddingBecky Does not Live Here AnymoreHome-EcValentine's DayCommunicable TheaterVegas InterruptusHer Boyfriend's BackTroubles with the RubblesSecond Time AroundDances with DarleneScenes from a BarbecueThe Pied Piper of Lanford
Season Episode Guides

Roseanne: Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Season 5Season 6Season 7Season 8Season 9Season 10
The Conners: Season 1Season 2

DVDs

Summary

Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.

Trivia

  • Eddie gives the Connors a VCR although they were seen installing one in "Somebody Stole My Gal."
  • When Crystal's blind date Donald asks Dan about the design of the Conner's kitchen. Dan says he didn't design it, and when asked who did design it, Dan responds, "Some guy named Garvin Eddy." Garvin Eddy is the production designer on a number of sitcoms, including "Roseanne."

Quotes

DJ (being pushed by Dan into Rodbell's to see Roseanne): Come on, Dad, I wanna go see the movie.
Dan: Hold on thar, Bobalouie! I wanna check out this cute waitress!

Roseanne (when Crystal walks into Rodbell's diner): Hey, Crystal. You want some coffee?
Crystal: Only if you got some made.
Roseanne: Well, this is a coffee shop, Crystal.

Becky: (about the stinky cheese): Smells like Dad's feet.
Dan (walking into the kitchen): Something sure smells good.

DJ (to Roseanne): Hey, Mom! (raises his toy gun) BANG! BANG!
Roseanne (pushes the toy gun away): Go shoot your sister.

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