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The Pied Piper of Lanford was the 25th episode and season finale episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 72nd overall series episode. Written by Jeff Abugov, the episode was directed by Gail Mancuso. It originally aired on ABC-TV on May 14, 1991.


Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with their free-spirited old friend Ziggy, who gets cold feet at the last minute.


Ziggy: (to Roseanne) Becky's got a crush on me. She digs my eyes.
Roseanne: Well, red always was her favorite color.

Ziggy: I believe in this idea.
Roseanne: Well Ziggy, you used to believe you could see yourself sleeping if you just woke up fast enough.
Ziggy: And I haven't been proven wrong.

Roseanne: Season Three
The TestFriends and RelativesLike, a VirginLike, a New JobGoodbye Mr. RightBecky, Beds and BoysTrick or TreatPMS, I Love YouBird is the WordDream LoverDo You Know Where Your Parents Are?ConfessionsThe Courtship of Eddie, Dan's FatherThe WeddingBecky Does not Live Here AnymoreHome-EcValentine's DayCommunicable TheaterVegas InterruptusHer Boyfriend's BackTroubles with the RubblesSecond Time AroundDances with DarleneScenes from a BarbecueThe Pied Piper of Lanford
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