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==Summary==
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The Conner family is on pins and needles when Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again, each member voicing their unwanted opinion to her one by one.
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|airdate = September 18, 1990
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|writer = Bob Myer
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|director = John Whitesell
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'''The Test''' was the 24nd and season episode of Season 3 of ''[[Roseanne (TV series)|Roseanne]]'', also the 48th overall series episode. Written by [[Bob Myer]], the episode was directed by [[John Whitesell]]. It originally aired on ABC-TV on September 18, 1990.
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==Plot summary==
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The Conner family is on pins and needles when Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again, each member voicing their unwanted opinion to her one by one.
   
 
As the clock ticks away, waiting five minutes for the test result seems like an eternity. Meanwhile, Becky is growing impatient waiting for Dan to give her a driving lesson.
 
As the clock ticks away, waiting five minutes for the test result seems like an eternity. Meanwhile, Becky is growing impatient waiting for Dan to give her a driving lesson.
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:Roseanne: You told me to hold my first morning's urine. I've been holding it for seven hours.
 
:Roseanne: You told me to hold my first morning's urine. I've been holding it for seven hours.
 
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:Roseanne (to Dan): I'm gonna get fixed.
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:Dan: You mean you're going to get your tubes tied?
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:Roseanne: No, Dan. I'm gonna have my knees sewn together.
 
 
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:Becky (to Roseanne): Don't you want me to go to college?
 
:Becky (to Roseanne): Don't you want me to go to college?
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:Darlene: Geez, D.J., it's not like licking the spoon.
 
:Darlene: Geez, D.J., it's not like licking the spoon.
 
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:D.J. (to Roseanne): Darlene says I was an accident.
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:Roseanne: No, D.J., you were a surprise.
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:D.J.: What's the difference?
 
 
:Roseanne: Well, an accident is something that if you had to do it over again you wouldn't. But a surprise is something that you didn't even know you wanted until you got it.
 
:Roseanne: Well, an accident is something that if you had to do it over again you wouldn't. But a surprise is something that you didn't even know you wanted until you got it.
 
:D.J.: Was Darlene an accident?
 
:D.J.: Was Darlene an accident?
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:Dan: Well, you should have known it was your fertile time.
 
:Dan: Well, you should have known it was your fertile time.
 
:Roseanne: Well, excuse me for ovulating.
 
:Roseanne: Well, excuse me for ovulating.
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Revision as of 05:44, October 8, 2013

The Test was the 24nd and season episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 48th overall series episode. Written by Bob Myer, the episode was directed by John Whitesell. It originally aired on ABC-TV on September 18, 1990.

Plot summary

The Conner family is on pins and needles when Roseanne thinks that she is pregnant again, each member voicing their unwanted opinion to her one by one.

As the clock ticks away, waiting five minutes for the test result seems like an eternity. Meanwhile, Becky is growing impatient waiting for Dan to give her a driving lesson.

Quotes

Roseanne: I've only been late three times in my life! (Darlene and Becky walk in) And here come two of them now!

Jackie (to Roseanne): What's the rush?
Roseanne: You told me to hold my first morning's urine. I've been holding it for seven hours.



Becky (to Roseanne): Don't you want me to go to college?
Roseanne (sarcastically): No, Becky, your father and I want you to work in a bowling alley.

[As Roseanne and the family are about to find out the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test]
D.J.: I wanna read the stick! I wanna read the stick!
Darlene: Geez, D.J., it's not like licking the spoon.


Roseanne: Well, an accident is something that if you had to do it over again you wouldn't. But a surprise is something that you didn't even know you wanted until you got it.
D.J.: Was Darlene an accident?
Dan: No, Darlene was a disaster.

Dan: This shouldn't have happened, Roseanne. We took precautions.
Roseanne: Yeah, well they didn't work.
Dan: Well, you should have known it was your fertile time.
Roseanne: Well, excuse me for ovulating.

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