|Roseanne: Season Three|
|Season Episode Guides|
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping. Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead
- Roseanne (while reading a Valentine's Day card from Dan): Though this gift is not what you desired, the message is quite clear. If you need proof of how much I love you, Well heck Rosey, I'm still here!
- Barry (during a phone conversation): Hello. This is Barry Parker. Is this Darlene?
- Becky: Just a second, Barry. I'll get her. (screams) Darlene, hurry!
- (Becky and Darlene begin to celebrate by screaming and jumping up and down)
- Darlene: OK. I just became one of the girls I hate. Now give me the phone.