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Roseanne: Season Three
The TestFriends and RelativesLike, a VirginLike, a New JobGoodbye Mr. RightBecky, Beds and BoysTrick or TreatPMS, I Love YouBird is the WordDream LoverDo You Know Where Your Parents Are?ConfessionsThe Courtship of Eddie, Dan's FatherThe WeddingBecky Does not Live Here AnymoreHome-EcValentine's DayCommunicable TheaterVegas InterruptusHer Boyfriend's BackTroubles with the RubblesSecond Time AroundDances with DarleneScenes from a BarbecueThe Pied Piper of Lanford
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The Conners: Season 1Season 2

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Summary

Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping. Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead

Quotes

Roseanne (while reading a Valentine's Day card from Dan): Though this gift is not what you desired, the message is quite clear. If you need proof of how much I love you,

Well heck Rosey, I'm still here!


Barry (during a phone conversation): Hello. This is Barry Parker. Is this Darlene?
Becky: Just a second, Barry. I'll get her. (screams) Darlene, hurry!
(Becky and Darlene begin to celebrate by screaming and jumping up and down)
Darlene: OK. I just became one of the girls I hate. Now give me the phone.

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